oh empress. let me count the ways i detest thee.
Dear Empress,
i would like to express my sincere thanks. Thanks for ruining every chinese new year. Ever since you came to this household, the heartache and tears have been never ending. If not for you, i would not have known how the ungrateful and cunning behave.
And wow! May i just show my amazement how you can continually wreck your own family? Gossiping about your own grand daughters to other grand daughters! I never knew anyone who would stoop that low but i guess i know one now! :D
of course, there is ur unwavering determination to cause this household pain as well! Not content to just wreck our lives through your malicious lies, you continually think up of devious ways to split this family apart.
And thanks! Thanks for not telling us that your favourite grand daughters wer coming ard dinner time! Thanks for not telling us that there would be 7 families coming and expecting dinner! It served as an unpleasant shock to us all and i hope you did not mind all the stony evil glares i have been shooting at you and your guests.
Thanks for ruining my plans, for dumping your guests on us all when you knew i had work to do. Even now as i shut myself up in the room to try to do work, i can hear the delightful sound of your stupid nasty squeaking.
Thanks empress! You are the ultimate! Only you would be able to make a whole family's blood boil.
xoxo
You miserable fuckwit. what have you done to cny?