you know what would be an amazing and impressive feat to do? to be able to catch flies with chopsticks! wouldn't that be awesome? like u can be eating noodles one moment, and while ur friend is rambling on, you coolly tilt your head back and WHAM! you got a fly between your chopsticks! well, of course you would have to get up to get another pair of chopsticks.. but being so used to it, you would have thought ahead and got yourself a few pairs before you sat down.. eh?
YES YES YES! Ben is coming! 1 pint of ben and jerry's strawberry cheesecake ice cream + 3 sugar biscuits + 1 packet of M&Ms.. im on sugar rush baby!
man... i'm such a great sales person. because of yours truly, someone is a fan of vibrators! they shud get me to advertise for vibrators.. i have a tagline "a weenie comes with its own set of complications." just tink of bilboards all over saying "vibrator: because life is complicated as it is" wouldn't that be wonderful?
behold the food war on ting's tagboard! i wanna watch ice age 2! this time i have carefully avoided all trailers so i can properly go HA HA HA! during the movie.. It's like how i enjoyed madagascar coz i didnt watch any of its trailers.. i vaguely remember hanwei sulkin throughout the whole movie beside me then though.. so any takers for ice age 2? I be here practising catchin flies with my chopsticks.. here comes adel! the next kongfu fingers girl! HAAAA YAK!
hem.. im in a silly mood today.
good grammar costs nothing.you really have to admire his stick-to-it-iveness about being such an idiot.