This is especially for my dear. She cant rant and vent on her blog so TADA! i shall bitch for her.. Im her active voice!

This is the story of Mr Gayloard. Now, Mr Gayloard is very evil. He doesn't kill. No, no , no, he does MORE than that. He constantly batters and butchers his victim. His methods are so powerful that many brain cells die trying to fight him. His victims suffer excruciating pain before being let free.. till the next time...
People are appalled when they see his work. How can he be so mean to do this?

Now, you might wonder what makes Mr Gayloard evil? How can a mere pot-face be so powerful? You see, he wields a great weapon. Never has mankind seen such a hideous weapon. Not even the ring from Lord of the Ring can compare to it. Darth Vader cowers in fear of Mr Gayloard's works. If his weapon is made public, there will be serious consequences for the World.

You see.. Mr Gayloard uses TERRIBLE(you'll understand the CAPS in a min) english! Now, i don't mean to say i am good at english, but Mr Gayloard actually butchers the language to such extent, he kills. People cry out of despair and ask the sky "WHY WHY WHY? WHY ME?" You may dismiss this seemingly harmless weapon as getting dramatic over a small issue. But remember.... the best hiding place is right in the open.. He may seem harmless.. but....

In order to allow you to further understand the seriousness of this situation, Channel bitchaholics brings to you LIVE, the UNCENSORED works of Mr Gayloard!

" The existence of SAM(Sleep Avoidance Mechanism) Pill could create some serious complications upon mankind. In this section of the report, we will discuss what are some of the negatives implications that we may face is this pill is to be marketed. We will be looking at it at 3 different levels of time frames, i.e. Immediate, short-term and long term effects."

"As all of us know, Mother Nature has the power to nurture and destroy the EARTH. Every single existence on the Earth surface is here for a purpose and reason. Therefore, by going against nature may incur her wrath; we may have to face some serious consequences that are beyond our imaginations. For example, trees are here to purify our land with oxygen and to balance the quality of the atmosphere air in order to ensure our survival. Due to our need for resources, extensive deforestation takes part throughout the world and this results in retaliation by Mother Nature. The mildest of all is soil erosion as the roots to hold the grounds are no longer there. In the next level, the quality of air worsen due to increased pollutions and decreased purification. Therefore, sleep is a part of our life. Natural mechanisms that help one restore our energies and to recharge us for another day’s of challenges. By doing away with this, although we may be able to supplement the physical lack but we may oversee and neglect the mental/ emotional changes or benefits we derived from sleeping."

"To view generally, every aspects of our life are doubled, be it work or play. When this happens, our wants increases but not the existing resources. Therefore, with an extensive increase of demands, natural resources will be depleted at a much faster rate than of present just to satisfy our demands. If our civilization is destined to end one day, with the introduction of this pill, may imply that we have just bring forward our doom day."

"Finally, with this pill as a social norm, no one needs to sleep anymore. Therefore, this will definitely impact upon the bed linen industry. It may even phase this entire industry out of existence."



Yes, my dear bitchitzens.. i kid you not. The campaign for bad english continues. Are we now in agreement that Mr Gayloard should be prosecuted for slaughtering the good name of English? Nobody can be that bad. All in favour say "D'ACCORD!"

- based on a true story. Any name, statements or references to personality is
purely intentional. -


Bitching time over.. let's fast forward to quiz time!(Ben waited like an hour for this!) i love this quiz.. everytime i sit down in a MRT, i whip it out to see how much more i can do.. it's a brain teaser honest! I had so much fun doing it that i decided to post it here.. Enjoy!

Reader Digest challenge by Will Shortz
How's your geography IQ? Each sentence below conceals a world capital, spelled out in consecutive letters. Only a true globetrotter will find them all.

Example: TV execs announced their September lineup (Berlin, Germany)

1) Captain Nemo scowled.

2) It was a doorman I lacked.

3) We gave the rosebud a pesticide.

4) Lt. Columbo got all mixed up.

5) With less violence, the film can be R-rated.

6) Here is the pheasant I agonised about shooting.

7) The tarp over our pumpkins has an opening in it.

8) The Red Cross will call on donors for money.

9) Don't yank a rabbit by its ears.

10) Population is swelling to new heights.

11) You must strip olives of their skin.

12) Peace activists boycott a war conference.

13) Would you consider Eric a pet owner?

14) Kicking stones can hurt your toes.

15) We returned three bushels in kind.

Have fun.. it looks simple but it ain't! answers come 5 posts later..