warning: this will be the most bimbotic post ever.

*lower lip trembles*

i miss pei.. now.. i shall lapse into a bawl fest.

i miss jill.. which would allow me to howl the house down

and jinyu! didnt even sms a word "goodbye". my heart breaks at the very thought! that player! have already sent him a scathing email. hope tt when he opens the email, curse words POUR out of his computer.

and where is ting? LOST in Singapore! Hahahaha!

arrghh.. i am about to commit the most cringeworthy action yet.. but you must admire me for my bravery to confess this dark secret of mine. I wanna go watch backstreet boys concert! Hahahahahha! who wanna go with me? we shall wear papar bags over our heads! ehhh wait no. we must be proud of being girls who were once crazy abt them in pri 6.. we will go there in t shirts with the words "we love BSB! Marry us!" emblazoned across! and throw our panties onto the stage!

oh screw that. it's never gonna work. let's go back to the paper-bag-over-head plan.

i started work again.. at a higher pay so hopefully when i come back from thailand i won't be that broke! had a very interesting week so far.. So far, i have had an in-depth conversation with a 5 year old on who would die in Harry Potter. (He is of opinion everyone would die.)when i accidentally revealed that Dumbledore would die to his brother.. the poor kid was devastated! my heart reallie went out to him as he started guessing who killed dumbledore. i need to start watchin more spongebob squarepants episodes and the Harry Potter Movie just so i have stuff to talk to the kids about! ahh! the things one does for work!

another girl solemnly informed me that foxes do NOT eat rabbits. Foxes eat onions while rabbits eat carrots. other stuff i have learned from the children is that
1)a pencil needs to be very sharp in order to do work,
2) Spiderman is very powerful..he does not need to do homework.
3) Santa Claus can't come to Singapore because it is too hot for his red suit.
4) Nicolas's birthday is on 5th October. he is 7 years old and can do his work on his own thank you very much.

this are very appropriate lines for the following paragraphs.
Rachel: You thought Ross wanted to kill you
Phoebe: well... i'm sorry. it's hard to believe that anyone would tell that dull a story just to tell it

i have a feelin my mother wans to kill me.. she made me sit thru an excruiating boring chinese awards show as she happily gossiped to my grandparents. i was dying as i alternated between criticism of their dress sense and their acting skills.

adel: (indignant tone) she can't even act! they just re-use her because she has a really good agent! they should give the agent an award! are you quite sure he should win that? (smug tone) i sure hope he gets paid lots of money to wear that hideous contraption.

mother: (gossips more in dialect)

sister: how would you know? you don't even watch channel 8.

adel: they are the reason why i don't watch channel 8! oh! and the plots.. and the constant "advertising" by the government in their shows.

well at least i got to relearn the chinese word for "thank you" in the end, i just curled up on the couch and felt my brain cells die out one by one. and yes.. my family is hooked onto the friends dvd tim brought.Even my mother.. (yes.. im talkin about the very woman who wouldnt even cast a glance to the tv).. while i was putting in the dvd.. my mother actually came and happily made herself comfortable on the sofa! needless to say, i was shocked. i can tell you what happened in each episode now.. Tim! Save me! bring more the next time we meet up! Hahahhaha! and i will gladly fall to your feet and kiss them.. and offer my sister up to be your slave!

oh my dog can no longer celebrate Father's Day. the poor bugger looks so forlorn with his elizabeth collar.. it's no longer amusing.. and you reallie can say .."He has no balls" now. contary to popular notion, the weenie doesnt get snipped off.. his balls get deflated. it is a very .. wanna-laugh-yet-feel-so-sad for him feeling. i felt so bad for him, have stopped yelling at him to get off the patio or chewing the slipper.. even gave him more food! poor bugger.. he almost looks like copper now!
copper by the way.. is being an absolute darling! have been going over to chris's house just to be ard him.. no one can resist those lovely sad brown eyes! oh and he is still not letting go of this green towel he carries ard everywhere! so cute!