ok. im weak! it's either trying to make sense out of a jumble of physics and maths or writing in a blog.. so this blog is off hiatus!
i was discussing with pei that when i grow up im gonna make a scary movie! it will be SCARIER than the ring and all.. coz im gonna make a movie with all my lecture notes.. Pei suggested a very good opening for the movie.. it will be like Mr Bean.. except instead of Mr Bean dropping down.. we will have a student drop down and then a stack of notes dropped onto the head.. and blood will GUSH out of the stack of notes! yesss my lovelies.. there will be a lot of blood so any blood doners? I have to start collecting blood now.. hahaha! I no wan use shit ketchup sauce.. coz my movie will be the REAL thing!
My promotional posters will be the scariest! put in orchard tunnel.. no one wanna walk there liaoz.. coz the posters will contain lines like "You think you know it all.. but do you really?" or (my gawd i love this line) "in case you forget.. your exam was yesterday" HAHAHAHA both lines were pei's contribution.. the very words that strike fear in any student's heart!
the exam period is not up yet so i can't start givin out my awards.. but so far .. here are the nominations:
Most "dun noe whether to be horrified for them or to laugh with them" action done1) "Not knowing that the exam was an open book exam" by Ah Lai
2)"
Not knowing that the exam was an open book exam and not bringing many notes to venue.. hence not much material to refer to during exam and still able to laugh" by Andy
3) "Sleeping during the exam paper
" By Jinyu
4) "
Going to exam venue 3 hours early" By Pearlyn
Most Screwed Up Paper1)Professional Communication where i blanked out
2)Building Materials where the whole list of tips the teacher gave.. didnt come out.
3)Research Methods where the exam paper was 12 pages thick.
Most Mentioned Line1)"If only we could fly" uttered at evey flight of stairs encountered.. by Adel
2) "
Ouch" by Jinyu 3) "you ah..." by Pearlyn
4) "
dun be a bitch" by Hanwei5) "You wan go mum mum?" by Adeline
Most Heartbreaking decision made during exam period1) Not going for Jill's birthday party on the night before my paper
2) Not going for Alden's party on friday.. also the night before one paper3) Hanging up on Pearlyn to study for Research Methods
4) Not consoling an unmentionable someone5) Whether to go cut and dye hair with pei and shivani on monday.. A day before my last paper.
Cutest Guy Spotted1) Cute guy in photocopying room(24th Nov). Saw him and accidentally hit the wrong button. causing me to print 10 empty pages!
2)
guy in engineering canteen on wed night.. was droolin for a different purpose.
3) Hanwei's fren in jacket. must don jacket to look presentable
4)
Pearlyn's "look like face kana smashed by a pan" cute guy.. HAHAHAHAHA!
Funniest Cartoon Drawn1) "Spaceboy's costume" by Adel
2) "Thoughts going through Hanwei's mind when he is studying" by Adel3) "Anime figure that looks like porn" by Jinyu
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) "Where Jinyu's true name indicates where he should be" by Pearlyn5) "Middle finger" By Hanwei
Most Bimbotic Act done1) walking all the way to chinese library to find a book coz the search result said that it was in "CL".. didnt realised that "CL" meant "Central Library" where i already was. was thinkin why a book on statistics would be in the chinese section...
2)
Losing 4 straight games of bridge to Hanwei and frens.3) Losing 7 consecutive games of Bingo to Jinyu.
Most Amusing Act1) "The ants on his Backside :Craning neck to look at girls/ sitting prettily in his chair" By Hanwei
2) "
Drawing anime in a specially bough sketch pad.. while other pple tink that he is studying hard" By Jinyu
Most Irritating Person1)Girl talkin on Handphone in a small study room in the library (she thought the room was soundproof)
2)
Building Lecturer for pulling such a bad april fool joke on all students. The list of tips he gave shud be titled "what NOT to study"Person i miss the mostJillian
Pei
Wenting
Jillian
Neela
Christine
Pei
Cheeyen
Wei Leen
Wenting
Vote Now! Songs listened to (most frequently) during exam period
Please take note: lyrics are often the part where i start singing along to.
Any ressemblance to any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.1) Trees - Marty Casey..
it'll be you and me up in the trees.. up in the sky. it's a combination for disaster2) Dance dance - Fall Out Boywe are falling apart to half time.. and these are the lives you'd love to lead3) Wonderwall(acoustic) - OasisAnd all the roads that lead you there were winding.. And all the lights that light the way are blinding 4) Hands Down - Dashboard ConfessionalBreathe in for luck, breathe in so deep5) Pretty Vegas - INXSWith everything that you do is wrong... And you feel like you can barely survive...When those around you are crumbling downwards ...Buried in the sunset alive 6) Grand Theft Autumn - Fall Out BoyI could be an accident but I'm still trying. That's more than I can say for him7) Oooh Child Things are gonna get Easier - Stylisticssomeday we gonna put it together and get it all done8) Tell Me More - OST Greasehe showed up.. splashing around.. summer fling .. dun mean a thing but uh! on a summer night..9) What's Love got to do With - Tina TurnerYou must understand that the touch of your hand makes my pulse react..that it's only the thrill of boy meeting girl. Opposites attract. What's love but a sweet old fashioned notion? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?10) I say a little Prayer - OST My Best Friend's WeddingForever and ever you'll stay in my heart and i will love you.. Forever and ever we never will part. oh how i love you.. together forever that's how it must be.. to live without you will only be heartbreak for me.. please love me too.. please say you love me too.. answer his prayer now..11) Mr Brightside - The KillersIt started out with a kiss.. how did it end up like this.. Now they're going to bed. And my stomach is sick. And it's all in my head. But she's touching his chest now ..He takes off her dress now. Let me go! Cus I just can't look.. It's killing me and taking control 12) Beautiful Ones - Suedehere they come, the beautiful ones13) Two Beds and A Coffee MachineAnother ditch in the road, you keep moving..Another stop sign, you keep moving on.. And the years go by so fast..Wonder how I ever made it through14) Luxurious - Slim Thug & Gwen StefaniThere's platinum lightning in the sky.. This kind of love is getting expensive15) La Belle et La Bad Boy - MC SolaarLes sous-ensembles dans les grands ensembles s'assemblent, La belle et le bad boy16) Here We Go Again- KellyYou're playing yourself. i basically like the piano part in the intro.17) Crazy - Simple Planis everybody going crazy? 18) Angels - Robbie WilliamsI'm loving angels instead.