Now Grandma is a person who everyone likes
she bought you a train and bright shiny bike
but lately she hasnt been coming to dinner
and the last time you saw her,
she looked so much thinner..
Now, your mom and dad said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died
and someday you would too..
la la la la la la la la la la
- "Grandma" by Phoebe Buffay-

The cow in the meadow goes moo
the cow in the meadow goes moo
then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
and that's how we get hamburgers!
- "Barnyard Animals" by Phoebe Buffay-

im feelin pretty accomplished now.. finished watching da cheng jin (the korean show) and 2 whole seasons of friends! *does the chicken dance*
i cant wait for monday! im very sure i will beat a hole into jill's bed! the very thot of all the promise of a wonderful day with more comedy acts is.. givin me goosebumps all over!

Things that I wud do if i were a guy for a day
1. Take my shirt off and run around half-naked
2. say "How are you doing?" in my deep sexy voice!
3. im still debating between leavin a manly shadow or findin out how it is like to shave ur chin.. oh wait.. its only for a day.. so i'll go with shaving my chin and neck.. but i tink a 5 o clock shadow is so sexy on a guy .. dun ya tink?
4. shave my head and then look broody..
5. wank myself
6. invite buddies over to watch porn
7. make out with every one of my hot friends!
8. sniff my armpit hair
9. im taller if im a guy right? so it wud be my turn to go "how's the weather down there?" ( i sense pei's laughter)
10. Lastly.. i wud go to the men shops and gasp over the high prices they charge for guy clothes so tt i will be glad to be a girl the next day. or i cud go the clubs and then the cover charge alone wud make me wan be a girl again..

what wud u do?? pray tell!