*sulks* my life revolves around concrete now. and no one has
an ounce of pity for me.
what the fuck is this report supposed to be about? as far as i can make out.. it's talkin about
metal bars in concrete. exciting life isnt it?? more exciting than accountancy. *grins at cheeyen and pei*
i have discovered my ability to sing to my laptop again! my bao bei laptop is like a plant.. must sing to it! but it was way way embarrassing the other day.. I was at home (skipped school again.. what's new?) and my younger sister had piano lessons in the hall (where i was happily appreciating my laptop). It took me a while before i realised tt the piano teacher was givin me very strange looks. to my utter mortification, i
was singing out aloud in front of the teacher! errks! i'm turnin red just to think of it. after that, i tried my hardest to not sing along.. but it took too much energy to try to shut my mouth up. (scroll down timmyboy.. u dun wan to read the next few lines) at tt time, i felt like irritating pink shirt guy in some ways.. keep quiet will fart .. hahahahahaha or else got nowhere for the air to go! by the way, pink shirt guy is really gettin on my nerves.
whats the opposite of insecticide?
Pearlyn! hahahahaha! was trying to score some sympathy points from her by tellin her how a cockroach just ran up my leg.. and next thing you know, i discover how many creepy crawlies drop on pearlyn. ahem.. 1) lizard 2) caterpillar (who bit her.. mind you!) 3) chameleon lizard .. poor girl.. i wud be traumatised after all that.. i dunnoe why but i have this mental image of a caterpillar opening its mouth and there are reallie sharp teeth! and apparently, the bite is itchy and the poor girl cant scratch! sicko caterpillar.. i will
Cruusssshhh it! this is not the kind of love bite anyone wants!
i hate number (1). still can remember how ting and i had a deal in pgp.. if i encounter any lizards, i wud call her for help while i deal with her cockroaches.. and the one time i encountered a lizard.. ting had moved to australia! so ran all the way to weileen's room to get him to help! and kana laughed at.. -_- " hahahah.. it's baby lizard.. u are so much bigger!"
thanks a lot weileen. but lizards are opaque! and they have such creepy eyes and they can detach their tails! disgusting.. imagine us leavin our backsides behind everytime we got scared!
I just found out tt my mom's definition of 1000 years is 8 hours. Distinctly wrote on the whiteboard "i slept at 615 am. please wake me up only when my prince comes or in 1000 years, whichever comes first" and she just couldnt take the sight of me peacefully snoring away after noon. *grins* i realised my parents have several favourite phrases when kickin me out of bed.. christine and mal may recognise a few
1)
adeline ah(lots of emphasis here)... wake up already lo. so late already..
2) (at 930am) Its going to be 10 already! still dun wan to wake up!
3) Don't you have to go to school? what do u mean you don't need to go school? i pay so much fees for what?
4) girl , you better be awake when i come back!
5) Adeline ah (again.. lots of emphasis) so late.. what were you doing last night?
6) aiyoh.. better to wake up early.. stay in bed will grow fat one you know..
7) WAH! why is this room so messy? *starts rifflin ard* (i have found out that this is the most effective way to make me shoot upright)
8) *loud sigh* why are you asleep in my bed?? i thot you woke up already!
9) You should have known not to sleep so late what! not healthy you know!
New! I think next time when u stay up, you better light candle already. Oct 1st, electricity charges increase noe!
note any common lines? heh.. i told this to my parents (of coz when they were in a good mood) and they were just rolling their eyes and givin my-daughter-the-idiot look. hahahahahha!
FYI, i promptly drowned that cockroach in insecticide.. *shrugs* u noe what they say.. insecticide doesn't really kill. so might as well
really make use of that expensive liquid by really killing it through other means.
sigh.. still have 2 reports to due.. i feel so frustrated .. cud eat concrete.. so tt i wun have to deal with it. argh!
"tell me all your thoughts on God. Cause i'd really like to meet her." Counting Blue Cars -Dishwalla