i have a feeling that deep deep deep down, my sister possesses an evil streak. Just when i swore off drinking till the month of october, she hands me a vodka bottle. -_-

Top 10 signs that you have no life.
1) everyone around you has watched "The Longest Yard" (my sister is E-vvilll. She keeps on gushing on and on about it.) So you cannot find anyone to watch it with you!

2) *sulks* you spend your entire weekend editing a draft that consists of sentences like
- "Various gases and minute particles that can catch fire easily must be careful too."
- "In particular with safety on factory layout, site planning and the layout of machinery
and plants are weighty"
- "For the projects the operator’s seats or gripping of handles shall be within fundamental
reach, to alleviate constraints imposed by the body and work processes."

3) When you have a 4 hour break in between lessons, you go to a computer lab to rot (hence this damn boliao post)

4) You have not stepped foot in far east, wisma and many other shopping malls for more than 3 months.

5) The only thing that gets you out of bed is your parent's foot or to attend a tutorial because tutorial participation is 10%. And the irony is that when you get to class, you sit there and sulk at waking up at such an unearthy hour, which defeats the purpose of coming to earn participation marks. I have this guy in my tutorial class who is in desperate need of a mouth clamp. He has an opinion in every issue. I bet he feels miffed that Katrina didn't consult him before hitting New Orleans. I wouldn't half mind if his comments are interesting or constructive but it's seriously just crap. Like he has too much air in his mouth if he clamps up for a mere 10 mins, so he has to let loose a whole pile of bullshit.. effectively wasting my time and money (since the opportuniy cost of him crapping is my teacher's more valued remarks). Having that said, i must laud this guy for having the uncanny knack of taking a simple issue and complicating it till it becomes confusing. You ask this guy for the time.. He tells you how to build a bloody clock. He provides such unneccessary information and his very unwanted opinions to complicate matters. Worst than girl. *snorts* Buddy, we all know you love the sound of your own voice. But, we don't.

Another thing that puts him high on my list of "People who will suffer very horrible deaths when i rule the world" is his liking for pink shirts. Anyone who knows me would know about my distaste for guys wearing pink shirts. The guys who first started wearing pink shirts were cool and funky hunks who knew how to carry them off. Then, the ugly wimps started following suit, disgracing the whole concept. You don't find many cool guys wearing pink shirts nowadays. So, most of the time, when you see a guy in pink shirt from afar, 90% says he is a wimp. And this guys has worn his pink shirt twice in a row.

6) The only dancing you do nowadays is while you multi-task doing assignments and listening to music.

7) You have no knowledge about the various project group meetings arranged. And when you do meet up with them, you have no idea what they are talkin as they are just running about in circles.. like some chicken with its head cut off. *grumbles*

8) The only drama you get to watch unfold is on MSN where people tell you about events that happened in your absence. Here is another classic example where a moronic idiot went and put more than his foot into his mouth. He told my friend that ' i cannot imagine how i would feel if my girlfriend is like you". Like wtf? Firstmost, the dude is fuck ugly. I don't mean to be superficial but he really is asthetically challenged. This is not helped by the fact that his character sucks to the core. When we were in living in Houston, this guy was the laziest, most inconsiderate and selfish asshole ever made. He can be anti-social and play his computer games all he wants. But to expect to be waited on hand and foot? Everything he does, he does it for himself. Even though there are people around, he will not ask around. choosing to cook for himself. If he does cook for himself, he places his dirty dishes in the sink. Yet, he xpects people to cook for him, wash up after him and willingly do stuff for him. Is it any wonder that he is an unwelcome sight? By now, you would have guess this MCP does not have any girlfriend. like duh. for obvious reasons. H e probably has to get a mail-order bride.

9) You take 3 buses to school.. to type a blog full of complaints during your 4 hr break.

10) Your blog is full of complaints like this one.

Hmmm.. 10/10 ! where do i get my "i have no life" sticker?

PS: i dun tink ting is being properly sympathetic with my concerns about migrating *ahem* fats.