last part of the uncle boss fiasco. accidentally smsed him on monday... and he told me he passed andy a mug to give me.. haven seen it yet. but basically i just calmly told him tt i was not happy tt he intended to hurt me... u noe something.. the last few entries have been filled with angry ranting bout how i wan to cut off his ballz.. but when it came down to scoldin him upside down.. i realised... tt i didnt want to do it.. it would be a waste of time, energy and smses. so ya... doesnt sound like me right? but yeahzz.. so maybe i dun wan to ever grow up.. coz all i have been facin these few days is the bad side of adult world... somehow.. can anyone tell me what's so great about being an adult?
met irene by accident in town!! had a good chat with her.. and turns out tt she occasionally reads my blog so yeah baby! here's a shout out to you!!
wei leen's bday was yest... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! wished i could havw known earlier but ah wells.. keep an eye on this blog okok??
just handed in an extremely stupid essay on thurs.. because of this stupid essay.. had to call off meetings with chris and jill!! *fumes* how stupid was it?? u judge.
we are supposed to read two accounts: sang nila utama (from now on he shall be referred to as sang nila gan ni na) and raffles.. and then writea 1200 essay on how they help our understanding of singapore. right.. so basically crap our way thru lahzzz... best part?? shall i let u see several paragraphs on how the accounts are like?? i am extremely disgusted with sang nila gan ni na.
" Now Wan Empok and Wan Malini had a cow, silvery white in colour. And one day by the will of God, this cow spewed foam from its mouth. From this foam came forth a human being called Bath, who stood up and said, " Hail to His HIghness the Sri Maharaja......" na h nah nah..." And Bath gave to the Raja the title of Sri Tri Buana..." Sri Tri Buana is Sang Nila gan ni na.
i kid you not. pei and i were just laughin our asses off .... i reallie dun get it.. to be created by cow's saliva (foam= bubbles in saliva)... is something tt one shud not boast about... yes.. our founder had an identity crisis.. he changed his bloody name 3 times..
" When Sri Tri Buana was established on the throne, he wished for a consort; and whereever there was to be found a beautiful daughter of a prince, he took her to wife. But any such princess, when she slept with the king, was found by him the following morning to be stricken with chloasama as the result of being possessed by him, whereupon he abandoned her. To no less than thirty nine princesses this happened."
the burning question here is what in the world is chloasama?? come on.. i noe u guys are thinkin of tt... and i thoughtfully helped u check it out..
Chloasama: A patchy brown or dark brown skin discoloration that usually occurs on a woman's face and may result from hormonal changes, as in pregnancy..
okok so i was wrong.. sang nila gan ni na did not have STD... but in those times.. if 39 women kana.. dun u tink tt it wud be something wrong with the same person who slept with them?? bastard right? abandoned them..
then there is one part.. he asked the queen for permission to go hunting elsewhere.. and the queen tell him tt in Bentan.. he got sufficient resources... why need to go so far?? gues what the spoilt brat said??
" And Sri Tri Buana answered, 'If i am not permitted to go, then i shall die, whether i sit down or stand up or whatever i do' " spoilt brat.
yeahzzz... imagine my agony then.. finally went to see doc today.. turns out tt my eye kana infected.. so yeahzz.. he was pretty nice and gave me the cream for free.. yay! was tokin to jill the entire time i was waitin.. tink the other pple in the waitin room hated me coz i was happily yakkin away.. they prob thot tt i wan to fake MC! bwahahah pls lorz.. if i wan fake MC.. u wun even see tt im acting! huh! heh...... qian bian right? oh today.. i sat next to this guy for econs tutorial.. he reminds me a lot of loverboy.. okok NOT tt ugly! i dunnoe why remind me of loverboy lahz... coz he looks nothin like loverboy.. maybe the aura?? and i was reminded of all the good times we had in JC.. heh.. anyway.. i bumped into him at the bus stop and thanked him very nicely for lettin me copy his notes and even providin me with paper.... turns out tt he is frm school of computing! wooaaahhh.. hmmmm realised tt i never had a fren tt is good in coms! *devilish grin* just a thot. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
im pretty proud of my mani.. even though they are crackin.. bahzzz.. damnit noe.. but fri gg for the last mani!! cant wait.. wonder what design i shud choose!! just met andy's cousin and his fiancee just now.. terrible noe.. tt time gonna meet him..so worried one whole entire day.. then didnt get to meet..now... eye swollen and kana impromptu dinner! bahzzz.. but he seems pretty cool lahz.. didnt reallie speak to him but spoke to the girl a bit.. she was pretty honest manz.. but not bad.. at first i was so cold my teeth were chattering and was numbly eatin the food... luckily the girl felt it and they kept on askin the staff to turn tt particular vent off! had hiagen diaz ice cream aft tt... oh gosh hmmmmm hmmm... their waffles with hot fudge! are good! tried the lycee ice cream.. not bad! but i feel tt cannot eat it alone.. must eat with waffles or something! a bit trop de sweet aft a while..
wei leen introduced 2 ang moh guys to ah lai and me when we bumped into them.. and i accidentally let slip "kamsikamsa" which is french for average... and they started talkin to me in fast rapid chicken backside french. imagine my horror!