adel:
so.. ting just woke me up to the fact tt neela wun get our presents and all till next week.. so ermmm.. yeah well.. all i can say to neela is .."found any crocs there yet?"
i just realized tt blogger act lets u see e number of posts one puts up.. so tt act lets u keep track of how many times one is very bored... hmmm...
my boss wans me to stay on longer.. can i take it?? today i had this semi insane idea to just put down my pen and cry. it was in the morning at kumon.. and the kids were just pouring in wif so much work to be marked!! and ting had to go help out in hell corner1! leaving me! wif aravin!! wanted to shoot him then myself! arrrggghhh aravin is one of the most..... arrrghh! itz like he doesnt do his corrections properly.. so there you are wif a lot of work to do and he's in ur face inisisting tt 2 + 1 = 4. rushing and pressuring you.. until u wan to kick him. preferably to china. and then yu haf to keep on tellin him his answes are wrong.. tt guy is like a baby bird.. so noisy and demanding and go chirp chirp chirp till pple feed him answers... either tt or a hunter shoots him. and i had stacks and stacks of work to mark and my boss kept on addin to my load ignoring the distress calls coming frm my eyes! at one point i had 3 students all just ard me waiitng for me.. *groans* i've been to hell and back.
*ahem* and it is official! im the goddess!! not of wisdom... tt's neela.. im goddess of love!! serious!! stop rollin all over the table in laughter u idiots! ask jill! it was i! who helped her tink of a way to test the waters!rite jllly?? hows operation lose-the-giap coming along?? be merciless! bwahahahahhaa!!
for more info on this method.. the original and brillant idea.. please call 1800-ASK-GODDESS. calls are charged 10 cts per min. callers below 18 must seek parental consent.. all proceeds go to adel-in-australia project which commences at the end of this year.
need a pedicuuuuurrrreeee!! is there a kind soul whu needs one too??
watched the count of monte cristo... man! a ncie show! but when he was n prison will feel very impatient for him to get out.. can act feel despair.. but his revenge plan.. is.. like.. oh! show ends in 20 mins okoko let him take revenge now! and the whoosh whoosh whoosh ok done! still tink he should not haf killed his best fren in the end.. shud send him to the same prison! the ger at video exy was praising the show too then aft i said tt the best fren shud haf been sent to jail she agreed wholeheartedly!!
i just spent one whole night reserching langkawi's hotels and now i find out they are all tooo ex! hmph! shall go watch show! is Bintan a better option??
oh i love this song now!! coz itz the most exciting part in shrek 2!! wahahahahha!!
Where have all good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need

I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life

adeL;
stalker alert again! arrrghhh! *stab stab* anyways... i found tt kumon students are fattening! every time one student experates me.. i cum hme and eat loads of choc! to release endolphins in order to regain happiness.. grrr.. haf to start gettin off my arse liaoz!
anyone up for berjaya in tioman??? we can just lie ard like beached whales! hmmmm rite now.. pls pray for me!! pray tt my dearest prince george will come and rescue me!!! if not i will just be driven stark ravin mad!
tml got mango sale!!! arrrrgghhh got to work!! damnit!
im sure gonna miss kumon kids... firstly i'll miss anthony.. he has made hhuge improvements!! u see.. the other staff dun find him responsive but they dun noe his story.. *beams* he used to haf stacks of corrections! but now.. he does his work so fast! im so scared tt aft i leave the teacher aft me wun understand how to teach him.. then wat wud happen??
malcolm low is like the most enthusiatic and polite boy ever! he's always so proud of his work and all.. the teacher takin him needs to noe.. malcolm will sell his soul for a present for him AND his younger sister!
darryl low loves to be praised.. and more importanntly.. e effort he puts into his work must be noticed and he has to be called KING darryl! he kinda reminds me of qunfa.. hence why he's one of my favs too.. he has this stopwatch tt his grandfather gave and is a fanatic bout doing his work as fast as he can.. he's pri 3 but does a higher level of maths yet.. he gets most correct! tts why i call him king darryl! and tt guy loves flashcards! all coz of a stopwatch!
oh mi gawd and theres sarah goh! she's one of the nicest kids ever! she is talkative but she talks at the rite moments.. plus she's funny!
gou dong! he's reallie mischievous and hilarious! of coz itz not hilarious when he is not in a good boy mode but tt little twinkle in his eyes.. there was one day.. i was snapping photos of pple in kumon and there guo dong was.. always in the background.. not doing work!! it was pretty funny to see him in the background either lying on the desk wif a sian look! and every time he cums in he looks for me! and when he spots me he will smile tt oh so mischievous smile and head towards my desk! i love tt guy! every time he misbehaves i threaten to deduct points frm his good behaviour bookilet (yesh i wud stoop tt low) and he becums as good as gold!
brenda lim used to be one of my favs.. coz she made it clear she liked me.. but then today i wanted to strangle her so shall cross her off my list for now!
theres yu heng too... he amuses me a lot// he's reallie clever.. pri 3 yet doin like pri 5or 6 work?? woooah man! plus he's repsonsivve and like guo dong got tt cheeky twinkle!
there's narcissa.. in the beginning she used to haf the worst handwriting ever.. can see tt she hated kumon coz the handwriting was big and scrawled all over the pages... the way children write when they are angry? ya.. but aft makin frens wif her.. now she's okay and has one of the nicest handwriting in her level!
theres rachel low.. whu is malcolm's sis but then aft her lesson she wud come and tok to me anout her life.. she's smart too!! in singapore.. there are like 20 odd cenrres/... tink more... and she is ranked thrid in the whole of singapore! the third kid! how cool is tt?? of coz for her level lahz..
i taught xiu qi for only ne lesson and loved tt little boy!! even though he had this big bunch of corrections to do!
jun hean is one of the best students one can ever ask for!.. he's fast responsicve.. and i always use him as an example to others for their reading.. the boy is so in love wif english!! i met him twice in america!
theres timothy foo..he's damn cheeky looking buit can reallie concentrate on his work! no one can disturb him sia!
plus apphia!! she used to be relalie quiet.. but now she is more comfortable and talkative too!! she's this reallie sweet lookin ger... when she smile... her eyes disappear!
denise oh used to be a terror! but now she has settled down and do work faster than even brenda!! plus she toks a lot.. whether u wan it a not.. somehow u gain more info than u ever wan thru their conversations.. like who hugs and kiss their frens... wat their parents say.. wat pother lessons do they haf.. whu is their fav teacher...
and tessa is one of the most patient and quiet ger ever! she waited without a peep of protest for me to mark her work.. if i were her.. wud haf made my presence known all rite!! theres joon tong too.. but then i get to see him ard my hse coz he and audrey used to be in the same kindergasrden hence ouor mothers hang ouot all e time.. there's cherylk and issac ttang.. i get to see david low in church but wun be able to tok to him anymore
haiz.. so many students... im glad i got to know them.. but then.. all things must come to an end rite?? im satisfied wif wat i have done and coz i feel tt there is nuttin i can do to help them anymore.. well this is the rite month to quite lahz.. also got more time to meself!
ive got purple nails~!!! neels.. if u act got up to this part.. haf u gotten our present and letter yet?? hope u like it!! take care there k ??
hmmm itz 1130.. shud i go for a jog before meetin siong online?? oit takes a great deal of affection for one to wait till 12 here just to tok on msn!! wahahhahaha!!!

adel:
this is the 8th post!! *sobs* neels?? where are you?? did you do a zuhairah?? dun!! venus is sooo far!!
itz good to be back.. sighz.. now..i noe the true meaning of determination in the losers' dictionary... determination: to chase and sniff after any available ger who is unfortunate enuff to cross their path!! wat a thick skin hippo!! okok so i took this stupid survey in the SMU open hse.. and now this guy whu called me to try to get me into his stupid camp.. for cryin out loud only tok to him for like one msn conversation?? which was very short and incredibly boring!! the guy was tokin bout tongue piercing! anyway... so the story goes tt i haf a boyfren now... wat does he do?? give up???? NOOOOOooooooo!! TRY HARDER! hand me tt cleaver there?? thank you very much. itz like deja vu! if stalker cums bac into my life at this moment of time.. i swear i will throw a brick at the sky..
i tink i saw you duan's sis today.. not very sure.. she didnt say hello so dare not go up and greet her... tink i sawe kian hock and ray today.... but ah well.. no mood..sighz..
who is in the mood to go for a short trip during the july hols?? itz wud be fun!! sms me if wan kk?? pity cannot go uk stay wif siong.. tt wud act hav been fun!! pray i got prince george!!

adel:
e last few posts haf been mine.. scary... but i feel like being suffocated here so need to let out sum steam.
firstly. whu the fuck do you tink you are? i hate ur guts so much rite now. watever you do .. do it openly and tharsh it out wif me. dun go sneakin ard and pyttin words into my mouth. our conversation only consists of niceties.. wat rite do you haf over me? and if you get caught admit it, you idiot. now i noe you are lyin thru ur teeth. you cowardly imbecile. next. when i noe sumthing is already wrong. dun say "nothing" it makes me wan to scream in rage. dun be so fucking immature. since you let it out. wat the hell. i hate you. all of you. i dun need this crap now. and next. you. wat the hell? useless bugger. dun go all pollyanna and wantin to be nurse florence one min next min not even listenin.. wats e point. i can take a hint. u insecure insincere little piece of work. slime.
next. i reallie feel like erupting and spreading hell now. itz my fuckin fingernails. if they look like they are rotting so be it. it has nothing to do with you. sod you! you dun even care bout me. ur caring consists of knowin small useless nitty bitty details. but you dun care! you dun care bout the bigger picture. you dunb care bout the person. all you wan is the world to work in ur way. well there are billions of other pple in this world too. deal wif it. our entire conversation today onlyserves to show me how much you DUN listen. the whole farkin world owes you a living. wake up lahz. dun ask me questions tt i will be forced to answer the answer you wan. see? u just hear the things you wan to hear. wae up lahz.. this is reality. you are not the fuckin tragic hero of sum lousy ch 8 story. you cant tink. ur mind is like a maggot's incapable of seein pple as individuals. for once in ur life.. for ONCE in ur life will you shut the fuck up and LISTEN? you just dismiss every reason i gif as bullshit just cause each one doesnt serve ur purpose in ur crazy psychotic world. sod you! ur lack of tact is admirable. and ur listening skills should be used as a great example of how not to do stuff.. ur lack of understanding is worse than a baboon. i hope u are happy now. i hate myself you and the whole world. because of wat happened today i can never reallie be happy coz this conversation will burn in my mind. i wasnt born a cynical angry bitch. you made me this way. watever it is...you killed me today.

adel:
where is neels?? a shout out to christine.. enjoy ur hols kk?? and gif u a game to play1! watch the girls' hands... esp pretty ones... if they are manly ones.. then u noe wat the person has gone thru!!
okok... am dead tired now.. by e time we cud go hme.. both ting and i were too tired for words!! so.. i must ask myself... wat am i doin awake when the rest of the family is snoring in their warm beds?? and two words spring to mind : Siong wei. fine. itz one name.. so u can count. quit showing off. arrrgghh it takes a lot of affection to do this!!
anyways... the real reason for bloggin is tt i finally resigned frm my kumon job!! 9 more workin days!! and then alas vista baby! *flying kiss!!* i realised lee hsin cheong isnt a brat.. he just has a friggin problem wif me. so ya.. hey!! he is a little brat!
my dear frens my body clock is still screwed up.. so when i reply ur sms at 4 am.. dun ask me wat the frigging hell am i doing up at 4 am.. coz i dun noe the reason why too!! :)
pei!! i reallie love the new blog skin!!! ahhhhh brad! second only to diego luna!! *ponders* okok third to diego luna and billy boyd!! i believe in loyalty!! bwahahahahahhaha!!
1 hr 18 mins to 12...zzzz...
shall go check out whether my trysell for driving is sucessful.. atmy rate of cancellation... it shud be 2 years before i get my license!!!

adel:
hey.. wat happened to neela?? *beams* ok here goes my dear neela!! HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOIIUUUU... HAPPIE BIRHTDAY TO YOU!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NEELA!! *waves poms poms all over* im so sorry i couldnt be here for ur actual day and forgot tt spore time was faster than america's.. anyways!! im back now.. wif me present all ready and wrapped up! reali reallie relalie hope you like it!!! so how was ur day? we got to meet so u can tell me all bout it ks??
jill!! i missed u terribly too!! kept on thinkin.. "damn next time shall cum wif jill and we can do this and that!!" esp go watch the cheppendales!!! bwahahhahahaha!! *cheeky grin* or the thunder down under!! wahahahahhaha!!! woohoo.. okoko to malke my pt clearer.. it wun be fittin to watch a male stripper wif ur parents.. jie jie kept on pointin at all those ads!! bwahahahhaha!! nayways! i cant believe tt u kept callin to see whether i was home!! *wipes tear away* u touched me heart!! i dun care.. hellboy shall not take ur liver frm me!!! muhahahahahhahah!!
act was in a very foul mood coz NUS has accepted me.. but aft talkin to jills AND listening to accidentalli in love... oh man.. tt song is one chirpy cheer up the worst of moods sonfs1!! i love it!! oh.. and i got rejected frm ntu.. or so my parents say.. i cant even be bothered to look at the letter!!
so.. frm here to america is rather long rite?? i mean there are 2 trips to get there..both my sisters puked. ermm unwnated info rite?? one is min 6 hrs and another 10 hrs.. so guess wat adel did?? of coz the most embarassing thing was tt during the flight back frm tokyo i slept on a complete stranger's shoulder!!! arrrrggghh!!! major PAISEH!!! wanted to melt down into a puddle rite there and then! anwyays! 18 hrs is damn long for restless ol me.. plus before e trip.. my dad was all "ur jeans are so tight sure hav dvp or sumthing" and "make sure u walk abt and stuff" so of coz my imagination went all wild.. thinkin wat if i die?? 10 hrs frm america?? so of coz adel... being the most brillant flight passenger ever, went and danced in the toilet. so. my advice to u all esp neela gong on a plane.. always make sure no one is waiting for the toilet after u.. so u can dance all u wan!!
on the way there.. watched 50 first dates twice. dirty dancing twice. two csi episodes and 2 tt 70s shows.. wat i love most bout the plane now is tt they come wif rewind and fast forward buttons!! wahhahahah!! fast forwarded thru most of girl next door. tt movie realie sucks. and on the way back.. kept on rewinding and reweinding the same par5t of dirty dancing where they were practicing... whoich of coz brings me to my next point... DIEGO LUNA!!
note to self: diego luna is one of the cutest guys ever!! *gush gush gush* an this time nobody can doubt my taste coz unlike billy boyd.. diego luna is not balding!! ladeedum! oh man.. go download wyclef jean's dance like this... super niceee!! for 10 hours was listening to it repeatedly!!
lets all save up then we can go disney land together1!! oh i got sunburnt in the land of the braves.. while watchihng shamu. -_-lll... thing is i didnt noe tt day wud be hot so i went and wore the mango shirt.. now i got a very obvious and ugly tan line!! and im peelin!! arrrghh but wat the hell rite?? took a photo wif van hssling!! 8screams* very excited bout tt!!! the guy look alot like hugh jackman lahz.. im in love!!
oh and rem how i bent everyone's ears bout how i wud be spending 5 days wif my parents?? it was alright.. coz we were out most of the day so by the time we went back they were so tired they just slept. plus coz my sis and i are used to being awake in sinapore's nighttime which equals america's morning we were the irritaing ones poopin out of bed and wakin them out.. muwahahahahahha!!
but all in all... im glad to be back. though im sweating and have been doesed wif the "u cant go monash coz i dun like it. nus is better" crap and...anyways! see.. im singaporean already!! Off complaining and whining.. but i must get back to my point... I MISS YOU ALL1! *HUGZ!* LOVE YOU GUYS!!

PS i dyed my hair.. FINALLY!
PS PS any word of advice on nus/monash?
PS PS PS?? love ur skin pei!

adel:
i take bac wat i said in the previous post.. my cousins are act nice pple.. was tryin to recap mintues and was ultra irritated.. they are seriously nice pple.
nealry puked blood in kumon this morning. im not being dramatic.. act had the urge to run to the toilet and puke. these kids reallie noe how to get the vile boilin inside you.. arrrghhh i cud snap them! snap snap! crrrrussssh their evil bones!! *evil laugh* the afternoon kids werent so bad just the morning kids...
watched sshrek 2 again today.. and.. the surprise ending is reallie no big deal. and watching it.. the thot "so they did it?? eeewww!!" popped into my head.. made me squirm reallie hard in my seat.. ya i noe.. itz a children how and all but the idea of .. ewwwww lets not go there1! hey im not the only one kk!! mal also asked "so they did it?" aft th show!!
bearing in mind jei's advice(go for all the rides!!),rebecca's advice(shop at emalls!) and jill's wise advice (maybe the guy in the mickey mouse costume is very cute??) and a suntanning lotion im off! to spend 5 days in the same room as my parents.. yesh.. im still whinning bout that!!! wahahahahah!
a shout out to jill.. enjoy ur trip darling! wave tt flower ger!! and enjoy ur curler!
okk im tired.. see ya soon1!! i just read thru this entire post andd realised tt it is all crap.. but to delete it require s a great amount of strength on the del button so one click on the publish!