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hey neela if u wan one day we go over to suntec find you kk?? and to amuse you... shall post sum lawyers jokes.. dunnoe whether you will find them farnie as they are pretty lame but ah well.. just insert "terence" into the lawyers references..
*puts head in hands* im nt sure of wat to do.. hate this.. this cross junction in life.. do i go to a uni which spore will not reallie recognise but study topics i reallie wan to study and finally get to stay in another country.. or do i go to a uni to study topics which i dun care for but get the recognition?? face it lahz.. wats impt is also getiin a job aft uni.. and moe will recognise monash as a diploma.. all my 2 years in NY will be wasted..and and so many other things.. okok i noe.. monash more recongnised worldwide than nus and ntu but i haf to earn sum money in sproe before can get enuff money to go overseas work rite?? arrrggghhh... but then they haven accept me yet. scarcely all never accept.. laugh for you to see..
does anyone wan to go black eyed peas concert wif me?? the more i tink about it the more tempting it sounds!! sms or call me okok?? must asap kk??
okok here are e lawyer jokes..
Q: what do lawyers and sperm haf in common?
A: only one in a million have a change of becoming a human being.

Q: wthats the difference between baseball and law??
A: in baseball, if you are caught stealin, you are out.

Q: whta's the difference between lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: a boxing referee doesnt get paid extra for a longer fight.

Q: did you hear bout the new microwave lawyer?
A: you spend eight mins in his office and get billed as if u haf been there eight hours.

Q: wat do you call a lwayer wif the IQ of 50?
A: your honour

Q: wat do you call a lawyer whu's gone bad?
A: senator
*shrugs* lets get on ething clear.. i do not hate the world. gif credit where it is due.. so if i rag on shows like eye for a guy and all.. tt doesnt make me a hateful person.. period. anyway here is another one frmt eh book.. you may haf heard of sun of this sayings coz 8 days did print sum of them out before..

your fren's girlfren is so stupid...
1) she sent me a fax wif a stamp on it.

2) when the computer said "press any key to continue" she couldnt find "any" key

3) she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

4) she tried to drown a fish

5) she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death..

6) if you gave her a penny for her thots.. u will get change.

7) she took a spoon to the Super Bowl

8) she tripped over a cordless phone.

9)she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

10) at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put libra.

11) if she poke her mind, she wud be speechless(tink dis applies to the eye for a guy ger)

12) she stands up on an empty bus.

13) when she took u to the airport and saw a sign "Airport Left", she turned ard and went home.

yeah tt is about it..