adel:
geez.. will u calm down?? breathe!! great idea bout the aus fair one.. but reasons for going monash is coz smu has sucessfully screwed me. seems like crystal got the letter and all alreadi. plus interviews!! so since i haven heard a peep frm them i shall assume tt those *censor* took my $15, plonked it into their collection box of donations and will send me a pathetic piece of paper for all my effort! anyway monash allows me to be in spore for the next 2 years.. thereupon i wud fly off to australia to complete my degree.. see.. i found out tt nus, ntu is only recognised strongly for their science, law and medicine.. not arts or any of the studd im remotely interested in.. hoping to do psychology, mass com and marketin together there.. wud love to study these few subjects... yeah and by then i wud haf gotten my driving license.. so any day just rent a car and hey ho neela!! plus i must admit tt in the sense of studyin.. im still not mature(okok everyone will be saying.. u not mature at all adel.. not only in the sense of studying!) if i go there now.. will just party all day.. whereas when im 20 will be more settled and reallie wan the honours badly tt go there will just study my brains out.. there is in theory lahz!! wahahahaha! but if smu does offer me.. *trails off* dunnoe bout nus though..but the australia uni fair sounds damn good.. thanks for the info.. where is it?? shall go..
anyway.. bout those jackasses in ur office.. sighz.. sumtimes itz tough makin frens sia.. noe how it feels.. all these months in prudential and i dunnoe..i tink they got sumthing jammed up their asses and well.. they tink.. vice versa.. are those lawyers very chin-na-fied? tough luck ger.. hang in there.. boot lick everyone.. startin frm one nice ger.. then slowly move on to another person.. sumtimes tt works! as for terence.. put ____ in his inbox.. fill in the blank urself.. and tt is tt for adel's advice of the day!! wat other advice will she haf?? find out next week.. before we go.. lets show u a clip of friends.. becasue haven you heard?? they are leaving us!! LEAVING! for good!! this time.. for good!! haven u heard? (note frm adel: if u haven heard this news since it borke out in 1999.. then u shud go slam ur head against a sumthing..seriously.. go)
btw.. axel? wat does it stand for?? bout the sats.. didnt reallie study for it.. all the times in coffee bean "studying" were reallie u noe.. "studying" all rite.. supposedly used my common sense.. but as anyone noes.. i dun haf much common sense.. so yeah.. reallie dun noe how i did.. pray for me kk?? but one thing i learned today.. CJC hall is frigging cold! my hands were numb and all.. and i haf introduced a very willin disciple(aka christine) to destructive weeding! wahahhaha.. it reallie is fun lahz.. but in the end she was just gleefully digging holes and pokin the yellow thingy into the soil.. going "wheeee" all the while..
hey jill.. tink between u and me.. we can turn crystal into a mango addict!! my family wans to stay together in one single tiny room for 5 freakin days when we go overseas!! are they out of their minds?? firstly, my dad is damn chripy in the mornings.. and he will wake us up early!! if seperate rroms we can stall by just hanging up the phone.. hee.. secondly.. my dad is a neat guy while *ahem* we arent .. to put it nicely.. we arent reallie neat so can u imagine how my dad wud react to our mess?? heck! he cant even step into our room now.. just heads str8 for digital machine or wak up audrey without lookin ard.. thirdly.. 5 pple sharing a bathroom?? and the 4th reason is enuff to make a ger like me cry! no midnight snacks and watching tv late into the nite! this is a nightmare!
speaking of stuff i haf learnt in these few months...
1) small children's farts are downright smelly! positively lethal! im serious!
2) if a photocopy machine breaks down.. bangin it wun help it to miraculously work again..
3) elevators are great places to make frens
4) many guys wear pink shirts (theory on more ugly guys wearing pink: ikan billis followin sharks... more details on this study by soon to be Dr jillian)
5) itz horrible to be in the office alone..
6) u can never haf enuff shoes/bags!
7) mango is a great place to shop!
8) shoppin in heels is NO JOKE!
9) SAJCians are very *snicker* demostrative in certain areas.
10) pple tend to walk faster if u are bitching loudly behind them.
11) im accelerator-happy.
12) driving on normal roads is much easier and better than inthe circuit..

and that is my list on things learnt so far...

oh tokin bout driving lessons.. im about to go mad.. stark raving mad.. i haf been assigned to this same instructor 3 times!! i dun wan!! itz like.. u go in.. and watch on the tv.. see when ur name will come out wif a car number beside it.. tt car is urs for tt day.. so when i saw car 17.. my heart litersally sank coz wuz tinkin tt is the same car as on wed (had him on wed tt day was fri) and sure enuff it was him!! coz he is also a sales man.. reminds me of stalker a bit.. cant take a hint one! he doesnt reallie teach just tell u wat to do all the while promoting his products... which u cannot escape frm! gee whiz! if i get him agian on wed! i will scream! i tink he does like haf a say in which student they wan noe.. coz he didnt look surprised to see me again.. i wud not mind if he keeps on tokin bout his products.. itz act fine noe.. i can even take his lame jokes and tokin in chinese.. but wat turn me against him is tt while tokint to me.. he had the staunch opinion tt all gers get married, give birth to babies and die or sumthing! arrrghhhh.. my hair turning white

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