its a miracle! i can walk! the irony is that its the week leading up to good friday. speaking of which, has anyone seen the passion of the christ? ive heard its gory, disturbing and depressing. hmm..
adel i dont think you'd want to join. firstly, its at the AIRPORT!! yeah there's like a gym/spa place at the airport thats hidden away and no one knows bout it. its a very nice place and its so new you can still smell the paint! haha anyway the airport is a little far for you so i dont think you'd want to. but actually its very cheap, $60 for 12 lessons. and the place is very very nice! oh i said that already. tuesdays at 6. hehe.
guess what happened this morning?!! copper fell into a drain! hahahah!! it was so funny! i nearly died laughing right there! just more proof that he's getting too fat! he tried to jump across the drain but his butt must have weighed him down! haha!! his front half made it but his bum fell in! and there he was desperately trying to scramble out! it was a scream! maybe i should like write stories about him or sth.
THE INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES OF THE AMAZING CAPTAIN MUTTINBUTT!!
Episode 1: The Black Hole
Copper 'stinky' muttinbutt, captain of the starship 'the purple sheep' and intrepid explorer. "It's going to be a quiet morning. Just the way i like it", he thought. It was just a routine expedition to BS-16 to deliver a little green TKGian. Nothing he hadn't done before. But strange things had a tendency to happen around Capt. Muttinbutt.
His crew knew the way, no reason for him to be concerned. They would guide the ship the right way. The route from CC0903, a little place he liked to call home, to BS-16 was littered with black holes and other various little rocks that doubled as watering holes to the many other beings that inhabited the universe. But Copper had no time for any of that, besides, he preferred not to mix with that crowd. The LamP's, as they were called, simply floated around freely, so one had to navigate around them. Not much of problem for a seasoned captain and a well trained crew. Every now and then he'd hear of some pomeranian that'd had a little too much and would end up with his cruiser head first in a LamP. The captains reverie was interrupted by his trusted right hand man, haynit. Radars had picked up unusual activity in sector SIS-CP. It was right in the middle of their route. "We could go around it", suggested haynit. "It'll be much safer'
"No, it'll take too long. The TKGian needs to be delivered on time. We'll go through it." said Capt. Muttinbutt. What's the worst that could happen? right? "Sit back boys, I'm driving" said the captain as the took over the controls. "So much for a quiet morning", he thought.
There was complete silence as Copper navigated the perilous pathways of SIS-CP. The route looked clear. Perhaps disturbance was only temporary and had already subsided? hmm.. They were only short distance from clearing SIS-CP. Capt. Muttinbutt relaxed. It was going to be alright.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere a huge hole opened right under them! It sucked the rear of the purple sheep right into its massive gaping void. "Oh crap", muttered Copper.

ok i'm tired. and i'm a lousy writer. JM if you're reading this, stop laughing. There's a reason why i didnt take lit ok?

music bit: the reason- hoobastank